Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Hospital Garden - Haunter (For The Record #3)

i wanted to do this record justice. i wanted to pin down a lot of its songs, pin down their sound. but i'm at a loss, and that pisses me off.

even with going on 15 repeats of "Haunter" in one day alone, i don't feel i can do the nuance full justice, so i'm sorry. i've had this album for going on a year and i still struggle to wrap my head around Hospital Garden. and i mean that in the nicest way possible, they're an awesome band and i love this record. the grooves of this vinyl are gonna be getting weary before their time.

and for as awesome as this record is, somehow Hospital Garden's live show puts it to shame. get your ass to Chicago and find these dudes.

now, with that cop-out firmly copped-out, here's me doing Hospital Garden's "Haunter" a severe injustice.

there's a million moods in this album, and i love it. there's a feel for every moment with these short 38 minutes. tons of catchy songs, loads of great melodies and restrained howls. i don't know if this band is more punk or more indie. its punk with intelligent writing, indie with aggression like it used to have in the 80s.

"Ties"
the record kicks off with a great down, bitter kind of nostalgic feel with "Ties". the guitarist lucas' voice blends great with the bassist, sarah's. its a little light backing from her on this track, but goddamn does her clean backing vocals balance lucas' rough howl later in the track. this song is like that sense of regret that you don't mind feeling. its whiskey on a sunday morning. its long walks through your old neighborhood, photos of your ex that you find five years down the line.

"Dial Tone"
"Dial Tone" picks up the pace as that calm walk down old streets becomes more biting and aggressive. again, lucas and sarah's voices play off each other. the angelic, faintness of sarah's voice and the restrained bite of lucas' voice shows they're working with a sort of gentle-aggressive dynamic that you might find on an old Pixies record but with that said the song is so much more than a nod to any one band let alone the Pixies. this is my favorite song off the record. its restrained and aggressive like later Husker Du, but again Hospital Garden moves beyond that kind of simple comparison. i listen to this track when i need to get off the floor and out the fucking door. i put this on my record player and imagine i'm tearing my walls out with my bare hands. "Dial Tone" is feral as all hell.

"Rough Year"
"Rough Year" cuts through with the lyrical quality of Jawbreaker or Leatherface while indulging ferocious vaguely psychedelic guitar interludes, with the kind of noise-pop vibe that made Husker Du part of the alt-indie consciousness. the ferocity is balanced with verses that are restrained at first and erupt later into a scream that's hard to pin down.

"Monroe"
coming back from that raw, noise-pop is the calming "Monroe" that dials back the restrained bile of the whole album for a brief moment. its bouncy and almost peaceful. it moves through the floorboards, it comes through like warm sunlight on the last days of winter.

"Haunter"
the album returns to more feelings of gently bitter nostalgia with "Haunter" but in a more laid back poppy way, less ferocious this time but definitely welcome. the pain of this track only really seeps through at certain points considering the ferocity of "Rough Year" and "Dial Tone" just a few minutes previous.

"Cobwebs"
we come to the highlight of the b-side with "Cobwebs" where the subtle, faint quality of sarah's voice comes out and makes us wish she was truly featured more on this album. when she sings, really sings out, that morphine-drip bliss bleeds through me. dudes that spout off about how girls can't sing ought to hear this track and promptly get slapped cross-eyed for the offense. 2:36 is not long enough for this song, its been on repeat for me 5 times so far in the writing of this and the melody only draws me in more.

"Untitled 2"
the heartache comes to a head with this song. to think it could possibly get better than "Cobwebs" is maddening to have to deal with but goddamn does "Untitled 2" do it. with the slow dance, long drive home lyricism of this song, i couldnt think of a better goddamn way to end a phenomenal album. the musicianship, lyricism and complexity of this song is something else. it brings all the pain and remorse to a head. it brings back those lonely streets in old neighborhoods to new light. its sunshine in those dying winter days, and at the same time, its the lull in the heat wave. seldom can a song sum up the feel of an album but for me this is it. this song is the culmination of all those down days at the supposed end of your life (after a break-up, after a death) when you realize, through the worst of it, its not really half-bad.

this album helped me through some real rough patches at the end of my rope, it helped me to see how small so much of that hurt can be. i don't care how that sounds. i've passed the honeymoon phase with this band and this album, and i can't look back. there's a hell of a lot of injustice in this world but the fact that Hospital Garden isn't on every punk-indie kid's tongue is a goddamn shame.



check them out here:
hospital garden on bandcamp
and buy this record, you fools, best 10 bucks you'll ever spend:
Reckless Records

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Terry Malts - Killing Time (For The Record #2)

34 minutes of great chainsaw buzz and bleached-out pop from Terry Malts. the strength of this album is its feel. its got a great sun bleached feel. through raging up tempo tunes like "Where Is The Weekend" to the slower feed back layered "No Big Deal", that great sun soaked feel is maintained. there's a great moderate lo-fi feel through out the record with a healthy dose of reverb and thinness on the vocals that give you the sense of listening to an old transistor radio. the effect isn't as heavy as you'd expect on a Mikal Cronin record but you get the idea. pick up a copy of "Killing Time" and lay back down on your floor, let the sun shine in. no matter how grey it is outside "Killing Time" will bleach it out with great chainsaw pop sensibilities.

great songwriting and heavy on raw guitar. reminds me of the garage pop of Tyler Jon Tyler crossed with the precision buzz of the first Ramones album. i could see this band kicking ass at the Empty Bottle in Chicago. from the pleasantly simple-minded love song "Something About You" with its guitar singing with that droning hum to the surprisingly upbeat anti-religious pop of "Not A Christian", this album covers a lot of ground. "Tumble Down" is a great, raw love song with a chorus that reminds me of Thee Oh Sees.


"Waiting Room" starts with a great insistent buzzing guitar, prying into your subconscious. and it digs in with those pop hooks and playful vocal melodies. when the bass kicks in, i start jumping around and thrashing. its painfully danceable. and when the drummer comes in with that direct, driving ride work, i really lose my shit.

i love how the guitar buzzes and hums in "I'm Neurotic". great tone. and that droning beat gets accented with sparse vocals and short, frantic interludes. another great track. pretty much tracks 4-9 are the highlight of the album, an intense juggernaut of buzz and pop.


the mellowness of the vocals in "Nauseous" offsets the ranting, frantic up tempo drumming. its hard to tell if this band is better for mellow sunny day hangs or one man freak out dance parties late at night in your empty apartment. either way, "Killing Time" works well for getting the blood up and easing it back down.


another strong highlight to the album is "Mall Dreams" with its thin lo-fi drums which get offset by that great buzzing chainsaw guitar. a great song about mall culture and mindless consumerism, i love the line "a zombie's still a zombie in J Crew". plus its got a killer vocal melody in the chorus.

great album, full of buzz and pop. pick this fucker up at Slumberland Records:


stay cool, ya fucks

Pissed Jeans - Honeys (For The Record #1)

SubPop put out this little gem and its nice to see them putting out bands that acknowledge their rich history as opposed to the lighter fare of folk, indie rock bands. not that those bands are bad or nothing, i just prefer something a little more upright. so here it is, a stupid review of a great album: Pissed Jeans' "Honeys".


the opening track, "Bathroom Laughter", sounds like a schizophrenic junkie detoxing in a state facility. its like a kick to the face at a shitty basement show which is fitting since the second half of the album has the feel of waking up in a puddle of something that you only hope is vomit; i mean that in the best possible way. but yea, "Bathroom Laughter" has a cool Adolescents vocal rhythm with a heavy dose of "A Senile Animal"-era Melvins on the guitars and drums. with a little bit of fuzz on the vocals, its got a great sludgy mid 80s grunge feel (like before Nirvana commodified grunge). this is definitely the highlight of the album for me and definitely in keeping with my stupid ugly-pop sensibilities. this is blackened pop if ever i saw it, grungey and blacked out like a late 70s pedo-van.


but hold on to your dicks kids cause it gets better. more blackened pop for you sickos out there. "Romanticize Me" is like sludge pop for kids, heads hung and aggro. its poppy like a firecracker stuck in a goose's ass is poppy, so don't knock pop ya dicks.


"Vain In Costume" has a great grunge vibe as seen through a hardcore kids' eyes. its informed by a little bit of Ceremony in its aggression and Husker Du in its psychedelic-noise grooving. hits like a quaalude and the rest of the album falls into the territory of coming down from a headful of bad acid.


"You're Different (In Person)" has a cool art rock drum beat and is a bit more noise-pop than the rest of the album with dirgey moments that don't linger long enough to be doomy.


"Male Gaze" is another highlight, a slow motion lysergic mosh that's heavy into late years Black Flag b-sides. Stiv Bators comes to haunt the singer in the insistent beating of "Cathouse" and the record closes out with the sludgy groove of "Teenage Adult". this songs like the dull ache of slowly banging your head against the wall like a My War b-side that verges into the territory of Loose Nut's b-side. aching guitars and sludgy grooves all around.

Overall, great fuckin album that progresses from moments of blackened pop to full on sludge. if you dig late years Black Flag, noise, or psychedelia-inflected hardcore then get this album on fucking vinyl. well worth 14 bucks on vinyl.

get it from SubPop, here:http://www.subpop.com/releases/pissed_jeans/full_lengths/honeys

stay cool, ya fucks

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Smoke Or Burn Under Pressure #1



what makes good music?

i’ve heard a lot of shit but i can’t think of what makes something good or not.
obviously its all a matter of opinion, and opinions are like assholes:

everyone’s got one and everyone’s stinks.


its like: “congratulations you have a brain, so here’s a laundry list of your stupid little hang-ups.”

i don’t mean to be negative, but i can’t help it.

so here’s my laundry list, here’s my stupid little hang-ups:


Melody Uber Alles - melody is key to me over everything else, more important than lyrics. melody is what people remember easiest, and it can be for voice or instrument. you hum a melody, not the solo


The Feel - its hard to put this into words, but its the vibe that the song conveys. it can be a down feeling, the kind of song that kinda brings you down and uplifts you at the same time. a lot of blues songs are like this, obviously. it can also be any other number of feelings: scathing, bitter, sorrowful, manic, awe-inspiring, angelic. its just the feeling you get from the song, which is more about you than the song itself


The Riff - this is obvious and is the most mindless of qualities, outside of aggression, but its important to be in tune with that sort of mindlessness in music. music is best when its primal, its felt not interpreted or translated from one plane to another with some difficulty. no, the riff is not cerebral. its a kick in the ribs, it gets your attention and makes sure you’re clued in and if you’re not it drives you off


Aggression - a lot of people forget the importance of aggression. why would you say whats on your mind when you can show it and make your audience feel it. music should have teeth. in a lot of cases, it should confront the listener. music should be about black and white, you can be ambiguous in the construct of a song but you can’t generate ambiguity in your listener. the black and white is everything in a song. if you give your listener a grey feeling, you’ve failed. the grey feeling in a listener is the death of music. a song should be loved or hated, if it generates ambivalence then its a failure and should be tossed like a used rubber. i just love that energy, that vibrance


Words - its funny being a vaguely literary person, that this should be last but whatever. i like lyrics that i can remember and sing to. i like concise, poetic images and i fucking hate abstraction and wordiness which is also strange since i am abstract and wordy. i guess i hate myself, but maybe that’s important and maybe that’s the point: “don’t be comfortable, don’t rest, don’t relent”


Pop Sensibility - its gotta be meant for everybody, like everyone can get behind it. thats the point of communication, to transmit a message. whether thats a melody or a feeling is irrelevant, you just have to transmit that certain element


so there’s a great big heap of crap. and what are you or i supposed to do about it. that’s great. i just spewed some crap at you. but how do you apply it? well here’s some more crap for you.


here’s some songs that illustrate what i’m talking about:



Melody:


The Beltones - “Fuck You Anyway” - great vocal melody and pained voice, has a great ‘down’ feel too

http://youtu.be/dfhprTJq2Wo

No Enemy! - “Actual Pain” - another great vocal melody featuring a pained voice. you seeing a theme yet

http://youtu.be/iNve8DznezQ

Pretty Boy Thorson And The Falling Angels - “Sweetheart” - got me through some of the worst times in recent memory. a shame this band doesn’t really tour or play outside Minneapolis

http://youtu.be/e_mDEqqmXxs

Good Riddance - “Paean To The Enlightment” - they have a lot of great melodic lines on the guitar

http://youtu.be/ge1RjQYtiCo

Potential Johns - “Sit Quietly”

http://youtu.be/liqasArIqyU


Feel:


Shellac - “Copper” - possesses a scathing quality

http://youtu.be/H22upaG3BGs

The Kobanes - “Joey/Brittany” - great ‘down’ feeling, great melody - ‘and maybe this time around, i’m gonna take it slow’

http://kobanes.bandcamp.com/track/joey-vs-brittany

Leftover Crack - “Supermarket Song” - frantic cover, borders manic

http://youtu.be/svrpaFtQeco


Riff:


The Creeps - “In The Graveyard” - great guitar tone when the riff kicks in, this song gets me worked up. i imagine i’m singing it and the last chorus makes me lose my shit. total emo moment

http://youtu.be/vkUA3pkCJww

The Sass Dragons - “Jam It In” - this is a band that ought to have a small nation of child servants to do their bidding, that’s how awesome they are

http://youtu.be/DkZ2gdX27O0

The Minutemen - “Cut”

http://youtu.be/U-kEaIiZp8g

The Reatards - “You Fucked Up My Dreams”

http://youtu.be/zrd-ps0Fbrw

The Dwarves - “That’s Rock ‘N Roll”

http://youtu.be/vXaYzsNEufQ


Aggression:


Big Black - “The Power Of Independent Trucking” - big black is awesome on too many levels to elaborate at this moment. the drums in this song stomp my teeth in

http://youtu.be/4cN-OxgIF6s

Ceremony - “Kersed” - kind of a cop out to include them under the aggression section but fuck it, its a great example. this song makes me wanna head butt a brick wall

http://youtu.be/9l2zj3CRi7U

The Brokedowns - “Who Let The Dicks Out” - this seems unfair also since every song by this band slips the knife in and twists the handle. if you don’t like this band, you’re a shitty person and nothing can help you

http://youtu.be/ZGdjkcWIkBU


Words:


Hüsker Dü - “Find Me”

http://youtu.be/_Y78gRkRxb0

Pretty Boy Thorson And The Falling Angels - “Remember the Lillies of the Goddamn Field” - Jesse Thorson’s got heartache and regret down pat, i tip my hat to this magnificent bastard

http://youtu.be/aJfT31akLe4

Jawbreaker - “Shield Your Eyes” - everyone knows how great a writer Blake is. my words can’t do him justice, so fuck me

http://youtu.be/I7MHumO_SgM


Pop:


Elton Motello - “Jet Boy, Jet Girl” - any song that permeates the cultural consciousness is awesome. how many covers of this song have there been? how many different languages has it been sung in?

http://youtu.be/M9B2D2gwms0

The Queers - “I Only Drink Bud”

http://youtu.be/JPmHrqbUlf4

The Ramones - “Surfin Bird” - though a totally mindless song, mindlessness is key to writing pop songs. no one at a party cares about the meaning of words, all they want is energy, passion and something to sing along to

http://youtu.be/CVQfVtzFd4U


not an exhaustive list, but a good place to start when understanding how i see these concepts.

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